##### /Joe's Snake Oil 2.1\ #####
##### / cures arthritis \ #####
touch /etc/mysqlupdisable; \
yum clean all; \
/scripts/updatenow; \
/scripts/sysup; \
/scripts/bandminup --force; \
/scripts/upcp --force; \
rm -f /etc/mysqlupdisable; \
#####/ END Joe's Snake Oil \#####

##### /Joe's Snake Oil 3.1\ #####
##### / cures arthritis \ #####
for i in \
` ps -elf \
|grep upcp \
|awk {'print $4'}` ;\
do kill $i ;\
done ;\
for i in \
` ps -elf \
|grep -e \(yum\|up2date\) \
|awk {'print $4'}` ;\
do kill $i ;\
done ;\
rm -f /var/lib/rpm/__db.000 ;\
touch /etc/mysqlupdisable ;\
yum clean all ;\
/scripts/updatenow ;\
/scripts/sysup ;\
/scripts/bandminup --force ;\
/scripts/upcp --force ;\
rm -f /etc/mysqlupdisable ;\
#####/ END Joe's Snake Oil \#####